First Birthday celebration #1:
Madeline's first birthday fell on a Tuesday, so we just had a family birthday on the 19th. We made Madeline some of her favorite foods and took her out for a pizza dinner. We enjoyed cake and let her open her family presents (a giraffe crawl through tunnel thingy and a big ball from sister).
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First Birthday celebration #2:
While this dramatic re-telling may sound like grumbling and complaining, I am just being exaggeratory and sarcastic for fun. I do wish that I could say that I did not grumble or complain over the course of the weekend, but that would be heaping sin upon sin. Thankfully, sanctification is a process!!!:
The Brooks were scheduled to arrive on Friday night for a birthday celebration on Saturday. I had entertained the idea of throwing a first birthday party-- as we did for Hannah, but God in His sovereignty kept me from organizing such an event. I had felt guilty about no official party-- even though we all know those first birthday parties are for the adults, but as the weekend unfolded, I was very pleased with our decision. On Friday morning, I took Madeline for her 12 month well baby sans Hannah. I expected it to be an uneventful appointment with a couple of shots at the end. Not so-- after waiting about 45 minutes (unusual for our ped. office), we were finally seen. By this point, Madeline was loosing it, as she still depends on that morning nap. I stripped her down per the nurses instructions, and before I knew it she had taped some industrial plastic bag urine sample collector thingy to Madeline's oh so sensitive area-- it resembled a cross between a sandwich baggy and a medieval torture device. Needless to say, Madeline was none too thrilled and screaming before she even got weighed or measured. The rough estimate for weight was ~24.5 pounds (90 %) and they could not get an accurate length measurement. I have measured her at home between 31 and 32 inches. Nevertheless, she is well above the 75th percentile in height. Madeline continued to scream through the checking of the heart beat, eyes, ears, etc. Enter nurse with shots . . . three shots later Madeline is beyond return. Mommy is thinking well, at least we just get to dress her and head on home now (totally forgetting about the pee pee collector). The nurse then informed me that Madeline would need to give a blood sample-- another new experience, as Hannah never gave a blood sample until much later. So off to the lab-- where, in the grand tradition of laboratory sample giving, we waited. We were then greeted by a not very friendly or "let's make this as easy for baby as possible" lab tech, who pricked Madeline's finger and then squeezed it while Madeline squirmed out of my lap in a tirade. The lab tech proceeded to snap at me and tell me I needed to hold my baby still so she could fill the vials. The holy spirit seized my tongue, thank goodness, because I wanted to share a few choice words about her bedside manner, my baby being tortured for the last half hour, and the impossible task of trying to restrain a furious 24.5 pound baby. After the lab incident, our nurse found me and reminded me that she needed to check Madeline's urine sample--ughhhhh! Of course, no pee pee (hooray we get to do it again next visit!!!) The nurse then NOT oh so gently yanked the adhesive bag off of Madeline and with a final shriek of pain and disgust, we were free to dress and go home.
Now, you would think that having raised one child to the age of three, and considering the events of the morning, that I would have been smart enough to cancel Madeline's portrait sitting that evening-- not so. Portrait sitting-- not so successful!!! Things did lighten up as we proceeded to Taco Bell, and Madeline entertained us all saying, "Ta--co" repeatedly.
The Brooks arrived safely Friday night. Madeline was, of course, feeling under the weather Friday night and Saturday morning-- I assumed this was entirely due to the vaccinations. As they day wore on, she grew increasingly grouchy and irritable. I might add that the three year olds were unusually persnickety as well. There was some discussion about whether or not to go out for dinner as planned or to order pizza. Of course, once more Mommy made the wrong decision. Madeline threw up on me not once, but twice at the restaurant. So, after changing into Ruth Ann's sweater, I changed back into my original hoodie-- which had less throw up on it than Ruth Ann's sweater, and headed to the car with Madeline. Needless to say, there would be a very tame celebration that night. I called the Childers, the only guests scheduled to join us, and said the small party was off. Though sick, pajama clad Madeline did enjoy gazing at her barnyard cake and made some animal noises through her passy. Daddy helped her to blow out the candles and open presents, and then off to bed she went-- no diving into the barn smash cake for Miss Madeline. Madeline continued to run a fever that would spike to about 103. 9 for over 24 hours, and now she is just congested-- Mommy, however, has the full blown sickness. Despite our little series of unfortunate events, it was still fun to visit with our family and enjoy our niece and nephew. Thanks for coming to see us Grandma, Matthew, Kim, Philip, and Braewyn.
9 comments:
Happy Birthday Madeline! I am so sorry to hear about your md appt. Why would they need to take a urine sample on a "healthy" one year old? I hope that everyone is feeling better.
I have researched the urine sample online and can't find any "what to expect" information that says a urine sample is normal for a 12 month well baby visit. I would be curious to know if anyone else (who doesn't visit my ped's office) has experienced this.
Poor baby and mommy! Praying both of you will have a better week.
Oh dear! What an eventful weekend! I have been waiting with anticipation to see your barnyard cake and it is absolutely adorable! You really should consider going into business! I'm sorry to hear that the Birthday Girl got sick and you too! I hope you're feeling better!!
My goodness!! Poor baby and poor Mommy! I am so sorry that things have been "eventful"!! I hope everyone gets to feeling better very soon!!
~Carrie~
Hi, Lori!
Long time lurker and friend of Kim's. I've never heard of a urine specimen on a healthy 1 year-old. Meredith's routine check-up came and went without any mention. Strange!
with bethany and sarah jane- we have never had to have a urine sample at our 1 year visit. they did a catheter on beth once to test for UTI, but not for well-visit. only in the NICU have i seen the pee-pee baggies on my kids! sorry you had such an eventful birthday- but the cake was precious. i might just steal your idea for Sam's first b-day!
Me, too - never heard of the urine sample for a 1-year-old. Or the blood sample. I'm so sorry about all the unfortunate events in one weekend, phew! I hope you feel better soon.
As I was reading all of the havoc, the Madeline 'taa-coo' moment caught me off guard. I bet that helped to lighten things up a bit!
I hope you are all feeling much better now.
Blessings,
Tim
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